Not actually a sex joke, but it's a good one. Comment and rate would be more than nice!
A man had a six children and he was very proud of it. Actually he even called her wife "Mother of six" though she didn't actually like it at all and secretly wanted him to stop
Once in a party he wanted to show off with his children and yelled over the crowd:
"Shall we go home now, mother of six?"
She answered:
"Why not, the father of four."
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Well, the one a friend of mine used at his dads senocd wedding was I've known my dad pretty much my whole life and Its a good ice breaker and gets almost everyone laughing, especially if you don't tell anyone about your speach beforehand. However, depending on your relation to the groom, this may be more difficult. Good luck and have fun with it :)
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