My Omegle Review
For the past month and a half, I’ve been playing around on Omegle. That site can be addicting. 98% of people who use it do so for instant sexual gratification. It’s different from places like the Ham. It’s totally amateur (for the most part). Mostly guys are flapping their dicks around like wet puppets. Not a problem for me because I lean a bit bi…but even for me seeing all those dicks gave me a headache. I can see why women don’t jump on it often.
The goal - for most guys anyway - is to get lucky enough to catch a glimpse of a woman.
Any part of her.
Her face.
Hands.
Feet.
Tits. Pussy is the holy grail.
I’ve found out that jumping on Omegal between midnight and 3 am increases the chance of catching some freaky ladies sneaking on to play. Like maybe 6 of them in the whole world. You’re really REALLY lucky to actually catch one to take an interest in your meat after scrolling through maybe tens of dozens of others. You’re really REALLY REALLLY lucky to get one to stick around and play with you. You’re EXTRA SPECIAL to get one to stick around long enough to watch you cum.
I see a lot of guys on there waiting for HOURS to catch a woman. Some rotate through the cue dozens of times and never see one. One guy complained to me about the lack of women on Omegal - like I could do something about it. I’ve played with a few guys on there - just on some freaky shit. I got tired of waiting for women on there myself and settled for the next nice cock to come around to jack off with.
I get off easily. I don’t even have to see a woman. Just hearing her masturbate can get me off - which is usually what ends up happening. It doesn’t bother me. I get satisfaction knowing I made somebody’s good clean darling princess spasm before she went to bed.
Some guys are on there taking Omegle way too seriously. They act as if finding a woman to play with is the point of the whole experience. If you get lucky enough to have that sort of activity occur, then good for you. If not, then maybe Omegle shouldn't be your focus.
The goal - for most guys anyway - is to get lucky enough to catch a glimpse of a woman.
Any part of her.
Her face.
Hands.
Feet.
Tits. Pussy is the holy grail.
I’ve found out that jumping on Omegal between midnight and 3 am increases the chance of catching some freaky ladies sneaking on to play. Like maybe 6 of them in the whole world. You’re really REALLY lucky to actually catch one to take an interest in your meat after scrolling through maybe tens of dozens of others. You’re really REALLY REALLLY lucky to get one to stick around and play with you. You’re EXTRA SPECIAL to get one to stick around long enough to watch you cum.
I see a lot of guys on there waiting for HOURS to catch a woman. Some rotate through the cue dozens of times and never see one. One guy complained to me about the lack of women on Omegal - like I could do something about it. I’ve played with a few guys on there - just on some freaky shit. I got tired of waiting for women on there myself and settled for the next nice cock to come around to jack off with.
I get off easily. I don’t even have to see a woman. Just hearing her masturbate can get me off - which is usually what ends up happening. It doesn’t bother me. I get satisfaction knowing I made somebody’s good clean darling princess spasm before she went to bed.
Some guys are on there taking Omegle way too seriously. They act as if finding a woman to play with is the point of the whole experience. If you get lucky enough to have that sort of activity occur, then good for you. If not, then maybe Omegle shouldn't be your focus.
3 years ago