Dirty Talk: Pub Peeping #3 - Reverse Kanga Brit
..........This is part of the 'PEEPING AT THE PUB' series of stories.
PRE-AMBLE from other post: "Pumped Up Cocks Make You Show-Off" (skip if you've read it once)
Sometimes I pop into the pub too and have a beer then try to arouse someone at the urinal so I can watch them wank off over the stall wall. I've been doing this for about 6 months, probably at least once a fortnight. I'm always careful and never go into the toilet more than once, and as soon as I've seen a bit of cock I go home. Sometimes I can't trigger someone to have a wank so end up going home and going back onto the milker again.
I stand at the urinal for ages pretending to have a piss, I hold my piss, and only let it out when someone comes in. When someone arrives at the urinal, I never make eye contact with the guy, cause I worked out it spooks them, I just watch him in my peripheral vision and when the time is right just make sure he has an unobstructed view of my massively pumped cock. If he's not looking over I usually give it a really big flop up and down like I'm shaking the piss out of it, then I let go of it and do something like pick my nose or play on my phone so he knows he can have a real good uninterrupted stare at my cock. Almost every single guy has a huge stare.
Once I've got someone that's had a good look, I need to tip them over then pretend to leave so I usually put my phone away, grab my cock with the opposite arm to them, and pull it hard forwards a couple of times to get the last bit of piss out (and also to show how long it is) then flop it around in all directions quite hard like most guys do after pissing, but I always try to make sure I do it with a bit of rythym cause that's what seems to get them going.
I then usually pack it up but I turn their way as I'm doing it so they get a full front on look at my huge, thick, pumped, floppy cock and balls. I look down and never look up at them at this point. The other guy usually gets hard real quick and stays in there when I leave and go have a wank. How do I know this? Cause I usually go back in a few mins later and they're in a cubicle, so I stand on the toilet in the other one and watch them wank off. So I leave but stand just outside the door and pretend I'm on the phone in case someone walks out. When I hear a cubicle door close I head back in.
_[ REVERSE KANGA BRIT ]_____________________________________________________
This guy was late 20s, from the UK, and he was pretty pissed. He looked at my cock immediately as he was getting his out and didnt look away for ages. He had a huge piss, occasionally looking over again, so I did my big flop around which he watched, then pulled my phone out and pretended to text someone. I knew he was uncut because as he pissed it made that kinda whisling sound it makes when guys piss through their foreskin.
He finished and gave his cock a huge shake. I snuck a peak to see it helicoptering around, it was pretty big. He was semi hard already. I gave mine another huge flang around and even made some smacking noises against my hand accidentally, then turned to face him and packed up. He watched the whole thing and I could see him wanking already in my peripheral. Left and waited for the cubicle door sound. Sure enough I got it seconds later. Went into the other cubicle and looked over - he was facing the wrong way and almost saw me. WTF.
Went out of the cubicle and quietly squatted and looked under his cubicle door. WOWSERS. He was sitting backwards on the toilet seat, and he had his cock flush up against the outside of the toilet bowl, and he was rocking back and forward and the friction was rolling his foreskin back and forward a pretty decent amount. He pushed forward a but harder and his cock kinda shifted off the toilet bowl and more pointed up to me. After a few rocks he did the previous manauver for a bit then the same, pointing at me. At this point I noticed his balls. Fucking HUGE. Like easter eggs. Perfectly hairless too. Immediately thought about putting them in my mouth. That must have been his fucking pattern.
Jesus this was pretty hot to be honest. Watched him do this for maybe 8-10 mins, then as his cock pointed at me I noticed quite a bit of precum, it was dripping from his cock. He was so hard his knob was completetly shiny. His knob was really long compared to normal. Made me think of a dragon dunno why. His cock slapped back against the bowl again and he was humping it hard now. I could tell he was getting close. I could see the precum dripping big time. He thought he was alone so was starting to breath heavier and heavier.
There was a solid strand of precum from his knob almost all the way to the ground. Fuck it, I thought so I quietly reached my arm under and got it on my finger and pulled my arm out unnoticed. Straight in my mouth. Tasted like my cum. I was hard as a rock now. He was getting faster and faster, he let out a HHHHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGAAAHHHHHHH then flipped his cock up facing me like before then start squirting cum.
Really powerful squirts. Landing really close to me, he was still facing the wall so I put my hand under and caught a full squirt right in my palm. I jumped from it a little. Huge puddle in my hand. Squirts lessend to a dribble then a series of drips. He sat for a bit, seeminly exhaused. His hand come around and pulled his foreskin right over his knob and stretched it as far as it would go then let it go. Huge skin overhang.
Turned me on so much. No idea why it does. So badly wanted to reach in and grab it and wank him off again. I stood up quietly and walked out, when I got outside I licked all the cum off my palm. Cock was throbbing now. That was so weird but so hot.
- AussieStr8Drilling
PRE-AMBLE from other post: "Pumped Up Cocks Make You Show-Off" (skip if you've read it once)
Sometimes I pop into the pub too and have a beer then try to arouse someone at the urinal so I can watch them wank off over the stall wall. I've been doing this for about 6 months, probably at least once a fortnight. I'm always careful and never go into the toilet more than once, and as soon as I've seen a bit of cock I go home. Sometimes I can't trigger someone to have a wank so end up going home and going back onto the milker again.
I stand at the urinal for ages pretending to have a piss, I hold my piss, and only let it out when someone comes in. When someone arrives at the urinal, I never make eye contact with the guy, cause I worked out it spooks them, I just watch him in my peripheral vision and when the time is right just make sure he has an unobstructed view of my massively pumped cock. If he's not looking over I usually give it a really big flop up and down like I'm shaking the piss out of it, then I let go of it and do something like pick my nose or play on my phone so he knows he can have a real good uninterrupted stare at my cock. Almost every single guy has a huge stare.
Once I've got someone that's had a good look, I need to tip them over then pretend to leave so I usually put my phone away, grab my cock with the opposite arm to them, and pull it hard forwards a couple of times to get the last bit of piss out (and also to show how long it is) then flop it around in all directions quite hard like most guys do after pissing, but I always try to make sure I do it with a bit of rythym cause that's what seems to get them going.
I then usually pack it up but I turn their way as I'm doing it so they get a full front on look at my huge, thick, pumped, floppy cock and balls. I look down and never look up at them at this point. The other guy usually gets hard real quick and stays in there when I leave and go have a wank. How do I know this? Cause I usually go back in a few mins later and they're in a cubicle, so I stand on the toilet in the other one and watch them wank off. So I leave but stand just outside the door and pretend I'm on the phone in case someone walks out. When I hear a cubicle door close I head back in.
_[ REVERSE KANGA BRIT ]_____________________________________________________
This guy was late 20s, from the UK, and he was pretty pissed. He looked at my cock immediately as he was getting his out and didnt look away for ages. He had a huge piss, occasionally looking over again, so I did my big flop around which he watched, then pulled my phone out and pretended to text someone. I knew he was uncut because as he pissed it made that kinda whisling sound it makes when guys piss through their foreskin.
He finished and gave his cock a huge shake. I snuck a peak to see it helicoptering around, it was pretty big. He was semi hard already. I gave mine another huge flang around and even made some smacking noises against my hand accidentally, then turned to face him and packed up. He watched the whole thing and I could see him wanking already in my peripheral. Left and waited for the cubicle door sound. Sure enough I got it seconds later. Went into the other cubicle and looked over - he was facing the wrong way and almost saw me. WTF.
Went out of the cubicle and quietly squatted and looked under his cubicle door. WOWSERS. He was sitting backwards on the toilet seat, and he had his cock flush up against the outside of the toilet bowl, and he was rocking back and forward and the friction was rolling his foreskin back and forward a pretty decent amount. He pushed forward a but harder and his cock kinda shifted off the toilet bowl and more pointed up to me. After a few rocks he did the previous manauver for a bit then the same, pointing at me. At this point I noticed his balls. Fucking HUGE. Like easter eggs. Perfectly hairless too. Immediately thought about putting them in my mouth. That must have been his fucking pattern.
Jesus this was pretty hot to be honest. Watched him do this for maybe 8-10 mins, then as his cock pointed at me I noticed quite a bit of precum, it was dripping from his cock. He was so hard his knob was completetly shiny. His knob was really long compared to normal. Made me think of a dragon dunno why. His cock slapped back against the bowl again and he was humping it hard now. I could tell he was getting close. I could see the precum dripping big time. He thought he was alone so was starting to breath heavier and heavier.
There was a solid strand of precum from his knob almost all the way to the ground. Fuck it, I thought so I quietly reached my arm under and got it on my finger and pulled my arm out unnoticed. Straight in my mouth. Tasted like my cum. I was hard as a rock now. He was getting faster and faster, he let out a HHHHHNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGAAAHHHHHHH then flipped his cock up facing me like before then start squirting cum.
Really powerful squirts. Landing really close to me, he was still facing the wall so I put my hand under and caught a full squirt right in my palm. I jumped from it a little. Huge puddle in my hand. Squirts lessend to a dribble then a series of drips. He sat for a bit, seeminly exhaused. His hand come around and pulled his foreskin right over his knob and stretched it as far as it would go then let it go. Huge skin overhang.
Turned me on so much. No idea why it does. So badly wanted to reach in and grab it and wank him off again. I stood up quietly and walked out, when I got outside I licked all the cum off my palm. Cock was throbbing now. That was so weird but so hot.
- AussieStr8Drilling
8 months ago
