Dirty Talk: Pub Peeping #5 - Aussie Sparkys Rudder
..........This is part of the 'PEEPING AT THE PUB' series of stories.
PRE-AMBLE from other post: "Pumped Up Cocks Make You Show-Off" (skip if you've read it once)
Sometimes I pop into the pub too and have a beer then try to arouse someone at the urinal so I can watch them wank off over the stall wall. I've been doing this for about 6 months, probably at least once a fortnight. I'm always careful and never go into the toilet more than once, and as soon as I've seen a bit of cock I go home. Sometimes I can't trigger someone to have a wank so end up going home and going back onto the milker again.
I stand at the urinal for ages pretending to have a piss, I hold my piss, and only let it out when someone comes in. When someone arrives at the urinal, I never make eye contact with the guy, cause I worked out it spooks them, I just watch him in my peripheral vision and when the time is right just make sure he has an unobstructed view of my massively pumped cock. If he's not looking over I usually give it a really big flop up and down like I'm shaking the piss out of it, then I let go of it and do something like pick my nose or play on my phone so he knows he can have a real good uninterrupted stare at my cock. Almost every single guy has a huge stare.
Once I've got someone that's had a good look, I need to tip them over then pretend to leave so I usually put my phone away, grab my cock with the opposite arm to them, and pull it hard forwards a couple of times to get the last bit of piss out (and also to show how long it is) then flop it around in all directions quite hard like most guys do after pissing, but I always try to make sure I do it with a bit of rhythm cause that's what seems to get them going.
I then usually pack it up but I turn their way as I'm doing it so they get a full front on look at my huge, thick, pumped, floppy cock and balls. I look down and never look up at them at this point. The other guy usually gets hard real quick and stays in there when I leave and go have a wank. How do I know this? Cause I usually go back in a few mins later and they're in a cubicle, so I stand on the toilet in the other one and watch them wank off. So I leave but stand just outside the door and pretend I'm on the phone in case someone walks out. When I hear a cubicle door close I head back in.
_[ AUSSIE SPARKYS RUDDER ]________________________________________________
Aussie guy, about 6'5" tall, skinny guy, about 27. He was a big bastard. As in tall. Noticed him the second I walked into the pub. Not muscley, just tall. You'd probably say he had an athletic build. He had a look about him that was like when you get a German shepherd puppy and it grows up too fast and looks like its legs are too big for its body. I could hear him talking and he was a bit dopey, but undeniably good looking, wearing his work clothes too, looked like he was an electrician. The short shorts he had showed he had big thighs but relatively hairless legs; his singlet told the same story about his torso. Even his arms had no hair on them. I can't believe how many grown men don't have body hair. With so many its not as though they are shaving it, they just don't grow any naturally. I wonder if human genetics are changing. It's a shame if they are cause having a layer of body hair in between me and the Mrs when I'm spooning her from behind stops us from getting sweaty, it lets air flow through even when shes cuddled right up to me. Also I'm not afraid to admit that I think a hairy chest on a man is one of the ultimate signs of masculinity.
He had grown a mustache (it was November, so guessing for MoVember) and unlike most blokes that do it, his mustache really suited him. He had boyish looks and that just manned him up a bit. His three mates said goodbye and left, giving me a perfect view of him from head to toe across the room. My eyes went straight to his crotch. Looked like he had a bit of a bulge, nothing too big though... but then he turned to talk to someone. Something flopped quite noticeably as he spun around, more so he stopped and it kept moving. As he finished talking to them he turned again and adjusted his crotch, like he was pulling his underwear across a bit so it was more comfortable.
I was watching him do it, and after the adjustment he grabbed his cock and squeezed it for a few seconds which was odd. I looked back up at his face to discover he was watching me. Was the squeeze for me? Was he signalling me? Why TF did I pretend I didn't see it? He disappeared out the door up the back that leads out to the toilets. I stayed inside for another few minutes and finished my beer, then I headed out too. I could hear him on the phone talking, and as soon as I entered the toilet he was standing there in the middle of the room on a call. I walked past him, stepped up to the urinal and flopped my chop. Put my hands on my hips and pushed my hips forward a bit and started pissing. I could hear him pacing behind me as he talked. Decided I wouldn't stay long, this already felt shady.
My piss was running strong, as was his call. I swayed my hips from side to side making the piss draw a figure 8 on the urinal. It seemed to get his attention and I heard him start walking to the far end of the urinal. I started playing with my beard to keep my hand out of the way of his view. He reached the end of the big urinal and leaned against the wall with a perfect line of sight to me and my cock. I couldn't resit turning a little to give him the perfect full view of my cock so I did, I was horny as fuck so I used my waist to make my cock jump around a bit. I heard him suck air through his teeth. 99% sure that was directed at me. I didn't look over cause I didn't want to spook him, and in a few seconds he finished his call, let out a soft moan as he stepped up to the urinal. He was absolutely staring at my crotch I could see in my peripheral now. I finished my piss and gave it a good flang in all directions. Gave it a really hard one at the end and the knob was bashing against my arm and making a slapping sound. He sucked air through his teeth again and I knew that meant he was getting more aroused.
I felt his eyes go off me so I looked over. He grabbed the bottom of one of his shorts legs and then his head turned back over to look at me. Our eyes met then his dropped straight back down to my cock. I did one really hard thrust with my hips and my cock fluck up at high speed and smacked against my chest. He moaned softly then tipped his head upward and raised his eyebrows, signalling to me he wanted another one I guessed. I gave it to him - PAAHH. Cock was getting harder this time, smacked against chest and made a louder sound. Decided if he wanted another one I'd give him a chain of them - tipped his head again so I grabbed the bottom of the front of my tshirt, and pulled it back over my head, so my whole hairy chest was out and my tshirt around my shoulders and easy to pull back on if someone come in. I rubbed my hand around in my chest hair across my pecs then down to my belly and grabbed a bit of belly fat and squeezed it then let it go and dropped my arm.
"Shit" he said. He had wide eyes as he was looking at my chest. It was obvious that it turned him on. Now for the thrusts - Decided putting the rhythm in to the chain would make him hard really quick, if he wasn't hard already. Tilted my hips, then fluck my now hard cock up as hard could against my chest - PAAHH. Made a very satisfying slapping sound now. Cock was on the downward motion so counted in a One Two PAAHH then kept it looping, One two PAAHH, One two PAAHH, One two PAAHH, One two PAAHH, One two PAAHH... Each time I did it and it slapped my body, he jolted a tiny bit and he moaned a bit more over and over. My cock was fkn rock hard now with pre-cum on my knob so I ran my finger over it slowly, held it up and looked him in the eye. Opened my mouth and slowly put it in then sucked it. "Fuuuuuuuuuck" he moaned. Then that hand, holding the bottom of his shorts - he pulled that shorts leg up, like blokes do to drop their cock out to take a piss.
But nothing dropped out, rather he was wrestling with something trying to untangle it. Took him a good few seconds, then he dropped his rock hard, thick 9" uncut cock. It hung down perfectly vertically, and had a bend at the top from his body and the base of his shaft. He moved position a little bit and his cock wobbled but it centered back to the identical placement. I wanted to touch my cock but instead decided more chest slaps were needed so I started thrusing again PAAHH. He grabbed his cock and wanked it a bit PAAHH, he was wanking it downwards to go with the boat rudder shape. He gave it a really hard wank for ages PAAHH while I kept slapping my cock against my chest PAAHH. Realised I hadn't had a good look at his cock so stopped doing PAAHH, and walked over a little closer. His cock was huge. His foreskin had a huge overhang so his knob was still hidden. The thickness was really big, almost a can of coke diameter, maybe 3/4 its size. He had a taper going on, making the thickest part his mid section, with his bent bit of his shaft slightly smaller, and the knob on the other end a lot smaller. Couldn't see his balls, and right as I thought that, he lifted his sorts up an they were up high either side of his cock ready for him to blow his load!
He squatted down a little bit and pushed his rudder between his legs, which now meant that it was now completely visible and accessible from the back. He leaned his upper body over to really push it as far back as it would go. I stepped down off the urinal step and walked over behind him and squatted down. It was right in my face. It was right there just hanging waiting to be grabbed. So I grabbed it. He didn't expect it and grunted. I grabbed it hard around the knob and rolled his foreskin all the way up. His knob was finally revealed. It was slimy and covered in precum, and quite minimal as knobs go. Suited his cock though so I ran my finger across it getting the precum on it and it went straight in my mouth. Then I started wanking his cock, taking big strokes, as big as I could.
I ramped up the speed of my hand-job. His foreskin was sort of snapping over his knob with each stroke and making a wet dick noise, it was so hot. I am loving pulling his dick from the back. Its the best angle. He's starting to get riled up, those little moans from before getting louder and longer. I ramp up my wank speed even more. Give him a good run of it then I stop completely still but keep holding it, he pants a little, I resume again flat out, his breathing getting heavier and heavier. I can feel his cock tensing and getting harder. Wet dick noises are getting louder as the foreskin is snapping over the knob even faster, only to be peeled right back again a second later.
His shaft is so thick and really throbbing now, I stop dead again, squeezing it but not moving, then wank it at full speed. He's really close I can feel it. There is a string of precum hanging on the tip, getting bigger with each wave of fast wanks. I slowed it down a little, then went full speed and hard, squeezing it as I did it, and he starts moaning hard, "OoOOoOOOOHHHH I'm going to shoot, I'm going to shoot, I'm going to shoooooooAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH UOOOOOGGHHH UOOOOOGGHHH UOOOOOGGHHH UOOOOOGGHHH UOOOOOGGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR" - Cum fired violently out of his cock in a straight stream towards the concrete floor, making a loud slapping sound. It was just spray, after spray, after spray, just as much force behind it. And I felt his cock tense with every pump. The big sprays stopped after about 6, I slowed down the wanking, more dribbles kept coming, followed by a couple of drops and then just a long thin rope of cum that just hung there.
I struggled to let go of his cock it felt so good rolling his foreskin back and forward, so I rolled it all the way back one last time, then played with his knob with my fingers. He was still squatted down but reacted like he was being tickled and eventually stood up. The puddle of cum on the ground was fucking huge and his cum looked extra creamy and white. Anyone that walked in would have known what it was immediately. Packed my rock hard cock away and grabbed a huge wad of toilet paper and wiped it up. Can't have them latching onto my hot spot hahahaha. "Can I see you again?" he said. "Nah sorry mate I'm married. It's complicated. Maybe if we see each other again inside we can pop out here." Smacked him on the arse and left. Had the most epic wank when I got home. Tried jerking myself from the back like I was doing to him but didn't work as well without having a rudder shaped cock. Managed to cum that way but didn't come close to his performance hahaha.
After I cum, in a moment of clarity I realised I should have asked if he wanted a go on the milker.
- AussieStr8Drilling
PRE-AMBLE from other post: "Pumped Up Cocks Make You Show-Off" (skip if you've read it once)
Sometimes I pop into the pub too and have a beer then try to arouse someone at the urinal so I can watch them wank off over the stall wall. I've been doing this for about 6 months, probably at least once a fortnight. I'm always careful and never go into the toilet more than once, and as soon as I've seen a bit of cock I go home. Sometimes I can't trigger someone to have a wank so end up going home and going back onto the milker again.
I stand at the urinal for ages pretending to have a piss, I hold my piss, and only let it out when someone comes in. When someone arrives at the urinal, I never make eye contact with the guy, cause I worked out it spooks them, I just watch him in my peripheral vision and when the time is right just make sure he has an unobstructed view of my massively pumped cock. If he's not looking over I usually give it a really big flop up and down like I'm shaking the piss out of it, then I let go of it and do something like pick my nose or play on my phone so he knows he can have a real good uninterrupted stare at my cock. Almost every single guy has a huge stare.
Once I've got someone that's had a good look, I need to tip them over then pretend to leave so I usually put my phone away, grab my cock with the opposite arm to them, and pull it hard forwards a couple of times to get the last bit of piss out (and also to show how long it is) then flop it around in all directions quite hard like most guys do after pissing, but I always try to make sure I do it with a bit of rhythm cause that's what seems to get them going.
I then usually pack it up but I turn their way as I'm doing it so they get a full front on look at my huge, thick, pumped, floppy cock and balls. I look down and never look up at them at this point. The other guy usually gets hard real quick and stays in there when I leave and go have a wank. How do I know this? Cause I usually go back in a few mins later and they're in a cubicle, so I stand on the toilet in the other one and watch them wank off. So I leave but stand just outside the door and pretend I'm on the phone in case someone walks out. When I hear a cubicle door close I head back in.
_[ AUSSIE SPARKYS RUDDER ]________________________________________________
Aussie guy, about 6'5" tall, skinny guy, about 27. He was a big bastard. As in tall. Noticed him the second I walked into the pub. Not muscley, just tall. You'd probably say he had an athletic build. He had a look about him that was like when you get a German shepherd puppy and it grows up too fast and looks like its legs are too big for its body. I could hear him talking and he was a bit dopey, but undeniably good looking, wearing his work clothes too, looked like he was an electrician. The short shorts he had showed he had big thighs but relatively hairless legs; his singlet told the same story about his torso. Even his arms had no hair on them. I can't believe how many grown men don't have body hair. With so many its not as though they are shaving it, they just don't grow any naturally. I wonder if human genetics are changing. It's a shame if they are cause having a layer of body hair in between me and the Mrs when I'm spooning her from behind stops us from getting sweaty, it lets air flow through even when shes cuddled right up to me. Also I'm not afraid to admit that I think a hairy chest on a man is one of the ultimate signs of masculinity.
He had grown a mustache (it was November, so guessing for MoVember) and unlike most blokes that do it, his mustache really suited him. He had boyish looks and that just manned him up a bit. His three mates said goodbye and left, giving me a perfect view of him from head to toe across the room. My eyes went straight to his crotch. Looked like he had a bit of a bulge, nothing too big though... but then he turned to talk to someone. Something flopped quite noticeably as he spun around, more so he stopped and it kept moving. As he finished talking to them he turned again and adjusted his crotch, like he was pulling his underwear across a bit so it was more comfortable.
I was watching him do it, and after the adjustment he grabbed his cock and squeezed it for a few seconds which was odd. I looked back up at his face to discover he was watching me. Was the squeeze for me? Was he signalling me? Why TF did I pretend I didn't see it? He disappeared out the door up the back that leads out to the toilets. I stayed inside for another few minutes and finished my beer, then I headed out too. I could hear him on the phone talking, and as soon as I entered the toilet he was standing there in the middle of the room on a call. I walked past him, stepped up to the urinal and flopped my chop. Put my hands on my hips and pushed my hips forward a bit and started pissing. I could hear him pacing behind me as he talked. Decided I wouldn't stay long, this already felt shady.
My piss was running strong, as was his call. I swayed my hips from side to side making the piss draw a figure 8 on the urinal. It seemed to get his attention and I heard him start walking to the far end of the urinal. I started playing with my beard to keep my hand out of the way of his view. He reached the end of the big urinal and leaned against the wall with a perfect line of sight to me and my cock. I couldn't resit turning a little to give him the perfect full view of my cock so I did, I was horny as fuck so I used my waist to make my cock jump around a bit. I heard him suck air through his teeth. 99% sure that was directed at me. I didn't look over cause I didn't want to spook him, and in a few seconds he finished his call, let out a soft moan as he stepped up to the urinal. He was absolutely staring at my crotch I could see in my peripheral now. I finished my piss and gave it a good flang in all directions. Gave it a really hard one at the end and the knob was bashing against my arm and making a slapping sound. He sucked air through his teeth again and I knew that meant he was getting more aroused.
I felt his eyes go off me so I looked over. He grabbed the bottom of one of his shorts legs and then his head turned back over to look at me. Our eyes met then his dropped straight back down to my cock. I did one really hard thrust with my hips and my cock fluck up at high speed and smacked against my chest. He moaned softly then tipped his head upward and raised his eyebrows, signalling to me he wanted another one I guessed. I gave it to him - PAAHH. Cock was getting harder this time, smacked against chest and made a louder sound. Decided if he wanted another one I'd give him a chain of them - tipped his head again so I grabbed the bottom of the front of my tshirt, and pulled it back over my head, so my whole hairy chest was out and my tshirt around my shoulders and easy to pull back on if someone come in. I rubbed my hand around in my chest hair across my pecs then down to my belly and grabbed a bit of belly fat and squeezed it then let it go and dropped my arm.
"Shit" he said. He had wide eyes as he was looking at my chest. It was obvious that it turned him on. Now for the thrusts - Decided putting the rhythm in to the chain would make him hard really quick, if he wasn't hard already. Tilted my hips, then fluck my now hard cock up as hard could against my chest - PAAHH. Made a very satisfying slapping sound now. Cock was on the downward motion so counted in a One Two PAAHH then kept it looping, One two PAAHH, One two PAAHH, One two PAAHH, One two PAAHH, One two PAAHH... Each time I did it and it slapped my body, he jolted a tiny bit and he moaned a bit more over and over. My cock was fkn rock hard now with pre-cum on my knob so I ran my finger over it slowly, held it up and looked him in the eye. Opened my mouth and slowly put it in then sucked it. "Fuuuuuuuuuck" he moaned. Then that hand, holding the bottom of his shorts - he pulled that shorts leg up, like blokes do to drop their cock out to take a piss.
But nothing dropped out, rather he was wrestling with something trying to untangle it. Took him a good few seconds, then he dropped his rock hard, thick 9" uncut cock. It hung down perfectly vertically, and had a bend at the top from his body and the base of his shaft. He moved position a little bit and his cock wobbled but it centered back to the identical placement. I wanted to touch my cock but instead decided more chest slaps were needed so I started thrusing again PAAHH. He grabbed his cock and wanked it a bit PAAHH, he was wanking it downwards to go with the boat rudder shape. He gave it a really hard wank for ages PAAHH while I kept slapping my cock against my chest PAAHH. Realised I hadn't had a good look at his cock so stopped doing PAAHH, and walked over a little closer. His cock was huge. His foreskin had a huge overhang so his knob was still hidden. The thickness was really big, almost a can of coke diameter, maybe 3/4 its size. He had a taper going on, making the thickest part his mid section, with his bent bit of his shaft slightly smaller, and the knob on the other end a lot smaller. Couldn't see his balls, and right as I thought that, he lifted his sorts up an they were up high either side of his cock ready for him to blow his load!
He squatted down a little bit and pushed his rudder between his legs, which now meant that it was now completely visible and accessible from the back. He leaned his upper body over to really push it as far back as it would go. I stepped down off the urinal step and walked over behind him and squatted down. It was right in my face. It was right there just hanging waiting to be grabbed. So I grabbed it. He didn't expect it and grunted. I grabbed it hard around the knob and rolled his foreskin all the way up. His knob was finally revealed. It was slimy and covered in precum, and quite minimal as knobs go. Suited his cock though so I ran my finger across it getting the precum on it and it went straight in my mouth. Then I started wanking his cock, taking big strokes, as big as I could.
I ramped up the speed of my hand-job. His foreskin was sort of snapping over his knob with each stroke and making a wet dick noise, it was so hot. I am loving pulling his dick from the back. Its the best angle. He's starting to get riled up, those little moans from before getting louder and longer. I ramp up my wank speed even more. Give him a good run of it then I stop completely still but keep holding it, he pants a little, I resume again flat out, his breathing getting heavier and heavier. I can feel his cock tensing and getting harder. Wet dick noises are getting louder as the foreskin is snapping over the knob even faster, only to be peeled right back again a second later.
His shaft is so thick and really throbbing now, I stop dead again, squeezing it but not moving, then wank it at full speed. He's really close I can feel it. There is a string of precum hanging on the tip, getting bigger with each wave of fast wanks. I slowed it down a little, then went full speed and hard, squeezing it as I did it, and he starts moaning hard, "OoOOoOOOOHHHH I'm going to shoot, I'm going to shoot, I'm going to shoooooooAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH UOOOOOGGHHH UOOOOOGGHHH UOOOOOGGHHH UOOOOOGGHHH UOOOOOGGHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR" - Cum fired violently out of his cock in a straight stream towards the concrete floor, making a loud slapping sound. It was just spray, after spray, after spray, just as much force behind it. And I felt his cock tense with every pump. The big sprays stopped after about 6, I slowed down the wanking, more dribbles kept coming, followed by a couple of drops and then just a long thin rope of cum that just hung there.
I struggled to let go of his cock it felt so good rolling his foreskin back and forward, so I rolled it all the way back one last time, then played with his knob with my fingers. He was still squatted down but reacted like he was being tickled and eventually stood up. The puddle of cum on the ground was fucking huge and his cum looked extra creamy and white. Anyone that walked in would have known what it was immediately. Packed my rock hard cock away and grabbed a huge wad of toilet paper and wiped it up. Can't have them latching onto my hot spot hahahaha. "Can I see you again?" he said. "Nah sorry mate I'm married. It's complicated. Maybe if we see each other again inside we can pop out here." Smacked him on the arse and left. Had the most epic wank when I got home. Tried jerking myself from the back like I was doing to him but didn't work as well without having a rudder shaped cock. Managed to cum that way but didn't come close to his performance hahaha.
After I cum, in a moment of clarity I realised I should have asked if he wanted a go on the milker.
- AussieStr8Drilling
8 months ago
