What Screams PORNO to You? A Group Blog

Certain images - stills or GIFS - just SCREAM Porno, just encapsulate it in a single visual, just tell you everything at a single glance all you need - or want - to know about XXX.
Porn lovers LOVE 'em and CUM to 'em.
Porn haters HATE 'em, are disgusted by them, are grossed out by them.

What screams PORNO to you?
I'll start with an image I haven't been able to get out of my head - or crotch - all day.

SKIN DIAMOND, fine, fine face violently slathered in cum blasts, surrounded by cocks, vibrator on pussy, unapologetically staring down the camera like the shameless Porn Whore she is. From Evil Angel/Darkko's Wet Food 4. Just SCREAMS nasty Porno.

That's my opening play.
What's yours?
In the comments section, send me a link to a photo or GIF that screams PORNO to you and I'll add 'em to the blog. Try to include the name of performer, movie it's from and what you get off on about it. If I don't get some audience participation, I'll just add my own stuff. But it'll be more fun if you chime in.

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http://xhamster.com/user/Bukkakeslutsforever says Bukkake Queen HAILEY YOUNG screams porno to him. Who could possiby disagree? Still below from the great bukkakke series of a decade ago, Baker's Dozen (directed by Brandon Iron).

And here's Hailey chug-a-lugging a huge Cum Goblet from the American Gokkum series. Definitely screams porno. Bitch obviously loves her penis protein.



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http://xhamster.com/user/brooke2party loves porno because it enables her to watch her fantasizes CUM true - like getting gang banged, something she apparently won't do in real life (WHY NOT?:)) This GIF screams porno to her.

"Porn is what I wish life was," she says. "It is something I wish would happen in my real life, but it can´t. I would love to be taken by six hot guys with huge cocks. I would love to have it all on video. I would love to think about guys jerking off to watching it and other girls envying me.

Your gif is a tad tame for my tastes, but whatever turns you on, baby.
Here, how about this?:) Yes, that's THREE cocks in her stretched out shithole. Now this REALLY screams out PORNO!:)


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As http://xhamster.com/user/darkrunner76 notes, nothing screams porno - and nobody horrifies the armies of decency - quite like good 'ol Uncle Max (pictured here with one of his fave Fuck Pigs, the great Kelly Wells). No argument here. Good one darkrunner.

"Searching for more hardcore stuff I discovered Max Hardcore and with him discovered Kelly Wells and well that pretty much helped me keep stroking my cock for about a decade," he explains.

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Like many of us, yours truly included, http://xhamster.com/user/mystiquefb says that what screams Porno to him includes Nasty Nuns and Blasphemy Porn.
"I like a lot of situations but nuns are always a hit," mystiquefb notes. "While these two aren't the best looking ladies, they sure do blasphemy well."



Hmmmmmm, let's see if I can find some Whores of the Cloth a little more physically Blessed by the Lord.
OK, here's ROXY RAYE, JESSIE VOLT, ASHLEY FIRES AND CHASTITY LYNN IN Evil Angel's Voracious.

And here's S**ter ANGELINA VALENTINE. OMFG, Mmmmmmm .....PRAISE THE LOAD!


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When thinking about images that scream porno, the time-honored porn staple gang bang readily cums to mind for http://xhamster.com/user/dp-lover. Can't argue with that choice. You just don't get more Porno than the good 'ol fashioned g-bang. Here's dp-lover's visuals (two of 'em featuring Sasha Grey, including arguably his fave porno still of all time.) Heady stuff:)

"I just love again the look in her eyes as she looks down the camera, all holes filled with cock and a whole room load of cocks waiting their turn," dp-lover says. "Love how her hair is stuck to her head too. This might be my all time fave porn pic." Wow - that's saying something.


See more of his comments below on the two other pics he chose.

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http://xhamster.com/user/Whoreowner 's turn. Like his fellow Brit dp-lover, he too picks a gang bang.

"This screams porn to me as the bitch looks like shes all fucked out and yet is still surrounded by hard cocks," he writes. Good observation. She also looks terrified and in distress, something that just screams sexist misogyny, staples of porn that just warm the cockles of my heart:)

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Here's http://xhamster.com/user/PorYes 's pick.

"Porn: the most beautiful sluts getting treated in a way no real life girl would ever accept to be treated like," he writes. "Facefucking is a good example. Just watch Riley Reid. Holy shit."
Indeed. As I've said before, porn is the logical extension - to the millioneenth degree - of male sexuality. This is what cums natural to us. How dare feminist cunts and other porn haters criticize what's in our DNA?

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When http://xhamster.com/user/grandjacking thinks of what screams Porno, he goes back to the carefree days of his youth and blowing loads naked in his backyard to his first porn love - tiny little Gauge, a fave of many XHamsters (she placed on our recent Top 25 Porn Stars of the Millennium poll). Here's our girl in the middle of getting hosed down by three swollen swordsmen. Pretty Porno if you ask me.


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The image below screams Porno to http://xhamster.com/user/seriov308

"She is completely out of control, at the mercy of her two men, fucked beyond the limit at which a normal woman will never in all her life," he explains.
Works for me. Not to mention that there's few things more Porno than the Standing DP:)

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My turn again. http://xhamster.com/user/TiNyBubbleHead posted this photo in a gallery of his this morning. I instantly thought it belongs here. Just SCREAMS Porno. Would just HORRIFY and gross out the anti-porners, which is a perfectly fine qualification for inclusion here.

Her gorgeous face, the long cum strand she's playing with, but most of all the pacifier. Oh HORRORS!:) LOVE it!

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http://xhamster.com/user/Paulo324 also nominates a face fucking gif - same position as PorYes's, but different whore, the great SASHA GREY.

Here's Paulo324 on why this screams Porno to him: "Facefucking is the epitome of porn for me! Just look how deeply Sasha is staring into the camera as a cock is rammed in her throat. She is showing how much of a whore she is and wants us all to blow the biggest loads possible. A true ball-drainer!"
No argument here, bud. I add my own two cents on this great image in the comments below.

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I posted a Triple Anal above, and now http://xhamster.com/user/filthywanker adds a Double Pussy to the mix.

Here's the man himself on why this screams Porno to him: "Ok. How about some filthy GGG to add to the mix.
John Thompson's sexually psychotic cellar-dwellers are my favourite port of call when my bate-blood is up and I need something riotous and completely without feeling. Quite apart from that, who doesn't love overdosing on DVP/DAP??"
Who indeed?

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We have a P.S. from http://xhamster.com/user/filthywanker - the Cum Fart. And a welCUM no-brainer at that. If he hadn't suggested it, I would have. Arguably NOTHING screams Porno more than the Cum Fart. It has NOTHING do with how normal people have sex. It is entirely a Porn invention and an extremely squalid one at that. The Cum Fart ISPorn.


Filthy suggests it not only because of his love of all things, well, filth, but also "in honour of our mutual friend; currently MIA and unaccounted for." Some of you may know who he's referring to. The above Cum Fart is our friend's avatar. "Jackoff, we're thinking of you."

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Me again (hey, this IS my blog:))
As I stated right above, Arguably NOTHING screams Porno more than the Cum Fart.
But there are some contenders right up there - deviant sexual practices that, like the Cum Fart, have NOTHING to do with real sex among normal vanilla people and EVERYTHING to do with pure Porn Invention to get perverts like us off. SUPER PORNO in other words. Utterly UNnatural Sex. Pure Sin. You love it.
Among others, there's the CUM SWAP

The MILK ASS BLAST

SUPER GAPE (Gape Queen ROXY RAYE, below, has taken gape to shockingly squalid depths, as you'll see).

And the CUM GOBLET

I think we all agree: the above four images just SCREAM Porno til your ears bleed, your balls empty and your cock leaks. There's more. I'll add 'em later if no one else does.

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Of course, not everyone has as quite as hard-edged tastes in porn as me. Take http://xhamster.com/user/porraren for instance.
Here's what screams Porno to him.
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"There is nothing that screams more porn than a cock spewing cum in a cute girls smiling face... into her open obedient mouth," he says.
A simple classic cum blast into the mouth.
He then adds:
"Then again, a monster dildo shoved up the cunt do scream pornography too... ;)


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http://xhamster.com/user/fatbob22 on the other hand, like me, likes the really rough stuff. as evidenced by his nominee.

Let Fatbob explain: "The early days of Facial Abuse do it for me. When that kind of rough/humiliation porn was all still fairly new (to me at least). Here's one of my fave whores back then Emily with her big tits, took a real pounding and a load of piss to (shame yellow discipline ended).."
SCREAMS rough-stuff porno for sure, guaranteed to get the Fem-Nazis all up in arms - a good indication of some uncompromising. take-no-prisoners misogynistic bate material. I'm all for it:)

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http://xhamster.com/user/Bukkakeslutsforever is back to take another bite at the apple.and suggests the great HILLARY SCOTT. But since this isn't really a fave porn stars exercise, let's incorporate Hillary into an IMAGE that screams Porno - namely the good 'old fashioned Bukkake.

But since we've already featured another Bukkakeslutsforever fave, HAILEY YOUNG, in a BUK already (see above), let's make Hillary's BUK a little different with a classic porno twist - the TIARA-wearing Bukkake Whore. And let's use a photo from a video near and dear to my cock and balls - Elegant Angel's Anal Princess Diaries 2.

Why, you may ask, is that title so special to me? Because I was one of the bukkake boys on the set that day and laid down a HUGE THICK load of paste all over Princess Hillary's fine, fine face as she stared up at me. That could even be me to the right of our Princess in this still.. One to tell the grandk**s:) In any event, definitely SCREAMS porno.


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http://xhamster.com/user/bigdpfan notices that no one has submitted the good 'ol double bj - two massive cocks stuffed in a whore's stretched out mouth at the same time. So he's stepped up to the plate.

In his own words: "Personally for me a nasty slut double stuffing her mouth or cunt is the best PORN !!! Especially a cockloving whore like Gauge!"
Gauge, again, huh? GODDAMN that tiny lil whore has a loyal following. In any event, SCREAMS porno to me:)

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Me again. Images that scream porno don't ALWAYS have to be super nasty hardcore roughhouse. Like this relatively tame photo of BOBBI STARR for instance.

A gorgeous Perfect 10 Porn Whore with fashion model looks shamelessly staring down the camera as she sucks on a giant cock tells you all you need to know about the promise of Porn to Cum.

An image like this is like a bitch slap to the face, a punch to the gut of all average/ordinary/common females who fearfully suspect their men are Porn Addicts. It tells 'em instantly that they have NO CHANCE, CANNOT COMPARE or COMPETE with the BEAUTIFUL, STUNNING women of Porn who their men are hopelessly aDICKed to and will continue to be aDICKED to (must be really fucking depressing LOL; the HATE those average bitches must feel towards a beauty like Bobbi getting into Porn:)). It SCREAMS Porno.

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http://xhamster.com/user/fukthaworld88 's turn. As everyone who knows the man knows, he's a hug efan of DOUBLE everything - double penetration, double vag, double anal. He's also a big fan of AMBER RAYNE. Now while this blog isn't about fave Porn Whores, Amber is on another level entirely - the embodiment of pure nasty hardcore filth whoredom, one of the Baddest Porn Whores of All Time. She's one of the few porn stars who SCREAMS Porno just staring into the camera like in this image submitted by fukthaworld88.
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He also likes this image of out girl blowing out a milk blast. Milk blast + AMBER RAYNE = PORNO.

Now, let's combine fukthaworld88 's two passions - DOUBLE and Amber in one image:

And here's one of my own personal fave Amber images of her demonstrating the 'ol Kerkovian heel grab while getting messily skull fucked.

Bottom line? AMBER FUCKING RAYNE FUCKING SCREAMS PORNO. And for that, we say God Bless her.

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http://xhamster.com/user/filthywanker is back AGAIN (most welCUM), this time suggesting the Porn Caption as another example of what screams porno to him.

"Why do I love them?," he asks rhetorically. "I love the attempt by the creator to inform the viewer, to what disgusting cum-delirium was coursing through his (cock) head at the time; a way of influencing the thoughts of the viewer (manipulating the route his train of thought will take) - guiding our voyeuristic pleasures to a second, deeper level... One of mutual understanding."

Filthy - perhaps the most intellectual Porn Addict here on XHam. Guy's just DEEP:)

I love Porn Captions too (and create tons of 'em). I just find that a short nasty caption on a nasty image is the perfect merging of Porn Words and Porn Image to create something nastier than either word or image separately. I just launched a new GIF caption gallery yesterday called Extreme Sexism. Here's my fave image from it (the only one I didn't create):

If that doesn't SCREAM Porno, I just don't know what does.

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http://xhamster.com/user/KinkyLilyth contributes this tame image of nice safe couples porn:)

"This picture is perfect, an angry throat fuck, her mouth used as a fuckhole, breathless," she writes. "That's the best porn for me!"
Definitely screams porn: Brutal, sexist, misogynistic - the cunt reduced to a sub-human inantimate "it" which exists solely to be abused for male women-hating sik sexual pleasure. I APPROVE!
Kinky also submits a second image, some good 'ol toilet porn.

I LOVE toilet porn - virtually every porno I produced/directed had a bathroom scene. Just so .... well .... uh ... kinky and dirty.
"I also love this one, how the cunt is licking the floor, how submissive she is, that really turn me on," Kinky says. "Just everything that include humiliation, degradation, myosgyny screams porn to me."
Me too. I rarely cum without those elements.

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http://xhamster.com/user/jxgggddd is a man after my heart (and loins): a lover of Big Fake Plastic Titties. And no one's were bigger (before recently removing them) than AMY ANDERSSEN's.

"Amy Anderssen scream PORNO to me!," he says "I love fake plastic fuck dolls and she is one of the best of all time! These gifs scream PORNO to me because I love watching fake plastic bimbos get fucked, tit fucked, and receive a huge load in their face!
"Amy is a Porn Goddess who is superior to regular women! She is such a fake plastic slut! Huge Fake Tits, fake ass, fake lips! She is a cock hungry whore who deserves all our cum!"
Uhhhh, yup:)

But wait, Amy's huge bolt-ons aren't the only ones who float jxgggddd's boat. Take SIENNA WEST and CANDY MANSON for example:

"Fake plastic tits touching each other is a huge turn on," he writes. "Look at them bounce up and down and rub against each other! Doesn't get much hotter for me!"
This Gif is from one of my fave scenes of the last few years - Rectal Fuckfest from Evil Angel/Mike Adriano. I have leaked to it more times than I can remember ...... :) LONG LIVE PLASTIC!