The hypothetical S.F.O.T.A.S.

OK this is a group activity so if you read this give it a shot. Won't be very good if you don't.

You have been given the magical Spanish Fly of Time and Space. Use of this artifact will allow you to travel anywhere in time or space, and it will affect any person, causing them to instantly feel passionate lust for you and be ready to engage in wild sex in the manner of your choosing.

Where and when do you go? Who do you... do? Explain why, if you want, or whatever else.

Published by bigfella1313

8 years ago

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bigfella1313 Publisher 8 years ago

OMG this was EXACTLY the kind of imaginative, hilarious response I was hoping to get for this exercise. I bet Joan would have given her all in this setting just like she did on the battlefield. God this is a great answer. You win!!!

wormgut 8 years ago

lol we wouldn't want that now.

bigfella1313 Publisher 8 years ago

to wormgut : No man, you'll change the future! The Romans have to stay smelly, or else we might NEVER BE BORN!!! *dramatic fanfare*

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wormgut 8 years ago

to wormgut : I could even incorporate a mass bathing as a pre-evening event to kick things off!

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wormgut 8 years ago

Well if I had any say in the matter, and whose to say I wouldn't, I would make sure that wasn't an issue first and foremost.

bigfella1313 Publisher 8 years ago

to wormgut : Good point! But the personal hygiene back then was... lacking?

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wormgut 8 years ago

I would go back to ancient Rome. They really knew how to throw a good orgy back then.

wolfeye666 8 years ago

to bigfella1313 : Lol well done.

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bigfella1313 Publisher 8 years ago

to wolfeye666 : Naw I'd turn his ass out. He'd be writing me love poems and shit

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wolfeye666 8 years ago

to bigfella1313 : Lol he'd probably have you executed though!

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bigfella1313 Publisher 8 years ago

I was also tempted to make a political statement and use it just do I could say that I was so mean I had fucked Joseph Stalin in the ass and made him my bitch.

bigfella1313 Publisher 8 years ago

I'll start with a reply to my own post. This may not be my final answer, but my first instinct was to choose Vivian Leigh, when she was on the set of "Gone With the WInd". Not only was she one of the most beautiful women who ever lived, then or now, but she also could channel that fire into Scarlett O'Hara so well that I just KNOW she liked to fuck. You can just see it all over her performance in that film. She'd want it rough, too, which is especially sweet with a pretty girl, and they don't come much prettier or more delicate than miss Leigh in her prime.
Yep, I'd fuck her and then frankly, I wouldn't give a damn.