The Black Bra.

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> The Black Bra (as told by a woman)
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> I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.
> One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.
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> We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men
> by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a
> mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange
> notes..
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> Here's how it all went.
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> My engaged friend :
> The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black
> leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
> He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
> I love you.' Then we made passionate love all nightlong.
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> The mistress:
> Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing
> a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and Mask over my
> eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started
> to tremble and we had wild sex all night.
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> Then I had to share my story:
> When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra,
> Black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
> When he came in the door and saw me he said,
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> (you are going to love this.....)
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> "What's for dinner, Zorro?"