Confessing to a friend to compulsive masturbation
I confess to being the 60 something retired normal-looking straight suburban guy that you see every morning at the local coffee shop chatting with a group of 4 or 5 other old retirees. I also just happen to be a compulsive daily penis masturbator.
Thats the missing context that I don't see in otherwise boner-producing confessions of compulsive penis and pussy masturbation. But it is what would make these confessions even naughtier to me so I supply it myself in my imagination. When you confess to being addicted to masturbating I dress you up in my mind as your most proper and public self. Kinda like the reverse of when I see a MILF in the d**g store I undress her and think what it would be like if she bent over with her panties around her ankles as I masturbate her hot swollen cunt with my face while kneeling behind her. But its even hotter because I see her most proper housewife self in front of me.
It's like that genre of porn pics called "dressed/undressed", on one side you see the frumpy housewife in her normal proper attire and habitat and on the other side you see her on the couch with her panties down, legs spread wide and working a big dildo in her sloppy wet cunny. Here I imagine you guys and gals dressed and in public as you describe your naughtiest and most perverted masturbatory daily habits. And then I imagine the scenario where you invite me to your house, discretely confess that you have a mild "porn habit" in the course of normal chitchat and I say I understand, I have a bit of a porn habit myself. We discuss and eventually you invite me into your bate den with several monitors facing the office chair or recliner or couch which of course is covered by a crusty cum towel. Complete and total confession of compulsive penising ensues as we watch and encourage each other to wallow in the edging of swollen purple penistip boners.
At this point I wish I could post a "dressed/undressed" pic of myself but I am unable to manage the minor technical details of doing that because when I am penising my penis in my daily pants-down mode like I am now that would mean temporarily losing my penisboner and I am unable to do that. But I will work on that.
Meanwhile I am going to edge penis while thinking about confessing to one of those other old men at the coffee shop that I really really love to masturbate and am delighted to find out that he is also a compulsive daily penis masturbator. Cmon over to my house!
Thats the missing context that I don't see in otherwise boner-producing confessions of compulsive penis and pussy masturbation. But it is what would make these confessions even naughtier to me so I supply it myself in my imagination. When you confess to being addicted to masturbating I dress you up in my mind as your most proper and public self. Kinda like the reverse of when I see a MILF in the d**g store I undress her and think what it would be like if she bent over with her panties around her ankles as I masturbate her hot swollen cunt with my face while kneeling behind her. But its even hotter because I see her most proper housewife self in front of me.
It's like that genre of porn pics called "dressed/undressed", on one side you see the frumpy housewife in her normal proper attire and habitat and on the other side you see her on the couch with her panties down, legs spread wide and working a big dildo in her sloppy wet cunny. Here I imagine you guys and gals dressed and in public as you describe your naughtiest and most perverted masturbatory daily habits. And then I imagine the scenario where you invite me to your house, discretely confess that you have a mild "porn habit" in the course of normal chitchat and I say I understand, I have a bit of a porn habit myself. We discuss and eventually you invite me into your bate den with several monitors facing the office chair or recliner or couch which of course is covered by a crusty cum towel. Complete and total confession of compulsive penising ensues as we watch and encourage each other to wallow in the edging of swollen purple penistip boners.
At this point I wish I could post a "dressed/undressed" pic of myself but I am unable to manage the minor technical details of doing that because when I am penising my penis in my daily pants-down mode like I am now that would mean temporarily losing my penisboner and I am unable to do that. But I will work on that.
Meanwhile I am going to edge penis while thinking about confessing to one of those other old men at the coffee shop that I really really love to masturbate and am delighted to find out that he is also a compulsive daily penis masturbator. Cmon over to my house!
5 years ago
it seems like I wrote it 
