My Fucking Rules
1. Never come to my house, knocking on my door or ringing on my door to tell my wife that I fucked you. Even if your attempt is to steal me from my wife it ain’t gonna work.
2. Never fuck coworkers. It always ends up bad. But if that person leaves the company it totally fine to fuck her.
3. Only fuck people in your office building that you brought to the office. This reinforces rule #2, only fuck outsiders.
4. Causal sex means condoms will be used. I only fuck my wife and RQ (my fuck buddy) raw.
5. Feel free to suck on my cock anytime and all the time. But don’t expect me to eat your pussy. That requires trust.
6. No marks. I want both of us to go home without bite marks, hickeys, or bruises.
7. If you’re into BDSM and want to be bruised, then we need to have a “safe word” and a few extra conversations and you will be recorded giving me permission to break rule #6.
8. The only pain that to be administered will be the “exquisite pain” of my cock entering you anally.
9. When I’m fucking you, you belong to me and you must do everything I tell you.
10. When we fuck and I record our fucking, I will decided if I want to post the video on the web. If you would like a copy I will send you an edited version of our session. This edited version will have our faces blurred.
11. This is the most important rule and that why it’s the last thing you read here. If you want to STOP at any time, even if my cock is balls deep inside of you, say your ‘safe word’ or say ‘stop’, and I will STOP. I want ‘Us’ to enjoy ‘Our’ experience.
2. Never fuck coworkers. It always ends up bad. But if that person leaves the company it totally fine to fuck her.
3. Only fuck people in your office building that you brought to the office. This reinforces rule #2, only fuck outsiders.
4. Causal sex means condoms will be used. I only fuck my wife and RQ (my fuck buddy) raw.
5. Feel free to suck on my cock anytime and all the time. But don’t expect me to eat your pussy. That requires trust.
6. No marks. I want both of us to go home without bite marks, hickeys, or bruises.
7. If you’re into BDSM and want to be bruised, then we need to have a “safe word” and a few extra conversations and you will be recorded giving me permission to break rule #6.
8. The only pain that to be administered will be the “exquisite pain” of my cock entering you anally.
9. When I’m fucking you, you belong to me and you must do everything I tell you.
10. When we fuck and I record our fucking, I will decided if I want to post the video on the web. If you would like a copy I will send you an edited version of our session. This edited version will have our faces blurred.
11. This is the most important rule and that why it’s the last thing you read here. If you want to STOP at any time, even if my cock is balls deep inside of you, say your ‘safe word’ or say ‘stop’, and I will STOP. I want ‘Us’ to enjoy ‘Our’ experience.
5 years ago
