Ménage à moi Paddling the pink canoe. Finger painting. Visiting the safety deposit box. Dialing the rotary phone. Auditioning the finger puppets. Womansplaining yourself. Engaging in safe sex. Getting lost in the deep end. Jillin’ off. DIY time. Doing a Meg Ryan. Fanning the fur. Girl's night in. Buttering your muffin. Visiting the bat cave. Knitting. Diddling Miss Daisy. Tuning the violin. Petting your poodle. Petting a panty hamster.… Read more
