'Clive!it'll be a laugh!'-50 year old Clive Brown,dark haired blue eyed and overweight,was telling his mate Bill,52,also overweight,fair haired and blue-eyed about their towns newly opened 'nudist' beach-persuading him in their local pub to join 'to clock out all those starkers birds!' as he so eloquently put it-Bill is persuaded and they both apply to become members of the club-they receive an e-mail back telling both men they will be thoroughly 'vetted' before they join-'to keep out all the weirdos' as Clive put it-Bill is concerned and asks his mate what this entails 'oh!the usual stuff!the… Read more
Shade of Grey
April the First 2015:Sally Wainwright,a pretty 19 year old blue eyed Brunette has just finished reading '50 shades of Grey',her roomate,Fiona Bradshaw,a busty curly-haired redhead of 21,has had to put up with her friend all week extolling the books virtues-she decides to play an 'april fools joke' on her friend 'i know a house where you can act out all of your dirty fantasies!'she claims-and gives her an address...Sally rings the doorbell-an elderly man answers the door 'have you come about the job?'he asks her 'yes!i am willing to start right away!'the excited Sally replies-she wasn't too con… Read more