Try fitness BiG white thang in you!!! Read more
Confusious say...
Man with hand in pocket feel cock all day... Read more
joke only I think is funny...
You know how to catch a unique kitty??? Unique up on her. You know how to catch a tame kitty??? The tame way, unique up on her. Read more
I walked up to one my friend girlz yestaday...
I said "you know I would like a lil pussy"... she replied "so would I because since I been fuck'n you mine's big as a house". Read more
HARD facts...
Pimps keep they dick up and tha hoes face down... and when they bust if a bitch can't swim she bound to drown. Read more
overqualified...
I don't know much about yoga or palates... but I could teach classes on stretching bitch's out. Read more
Woke up with a swollen knee...
It's not my left knee, or my right knee... it's my weenie. Lol... you know I prolly wouldn't always have a sore knee if you girls weren't so horny... Read more
food for thought...
The only thing bad about eating oriental pussy is... in 15 minutes you want to do it again. Read more
your pussy...
That shit ain't tha BOMB. it's jus ticking cuz it stole my watch!!! Read more
tha CAN man...
I done fuct Mexicans, Jamacans, Puerto Ricans, Alaskans, Africans, Dominicans... and if you got a BiG booty you CAN get fuct 2 Read more
My bedroom...
They call it tha octagon cuz it's a place where pussy's get beat, bruised, bloody and bitches tap out... Read more