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if you're into fitness...

Try fitness BiG white thang in you!!!… Read more

Posted by Larry_Bird 7 years ago

Confusious say...

Man with hand in pocket feel cock all day...… Read more

Posted by Larry_Bird 7 years ago

Confusious say...

He who stand on toilet. High on pot.… Read more

Posted by Larry_Bird 7 years ago

joke only I think is funny...

You know how to catch a unique kitty??? Unique up on her. You know how to catch a tame kitty??? The tame way, unique up on her.… Read more

Posted by Larry_Bird 9 years ago 2

I walked up to one my friend girlz yestaday...

I said "you know I would like a lil pussy"... she replied "so would I because since I been fuck'n you mine's big as a house".… Read more

Posted by Larry_Bird 9 years ago

HARD facts...

Pimps keep they dick up and tha hoes face down... and when they bust if a bitch can't swim she bound to drown.… Read more

Posted by Larry_Bird 10 years ago

overqualified...

I don't know much about yoga or palates... but I could teach classes on stretching bitch's out.… Read more

Posted by Larry_Bird 10 years ago

Woke up with a swollen knee...

It's not my left knee, or my right knee... it's my weenie. Lol... you know I prolly wouldn't always have a sore knee if you girls weren't so horny...… Read more

Posted by Larry_Bird 10 years ago

food for thought...

The only thing bad about eating oriental pussy is... in 15 minutes you want to do it again.… Read more

Posted by Larry_Bird 10 years ago

your pussy...

That shit ain't tha BOMB. it's jus ticking cuz it stole my watch!!!… Read more

Posted by Larry_Bird 10 years ago

tha CAN man...

I done fuct Mexicans, Jamacans, Puerto Ricans, Alaskans, Africans, Dominicans... and if you got a BiG booty you CAN get fuct 2… Read more

Posted by Larry_Bird 10 years ago 2

My bedroom...

They call it tha octagon cuz it's a place where pussy's get beat, bruised, bloody and bitches tap out...… Read more

Posted by Larry_Bird 10 years ago