laughable's profile

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5216 days on xHamster

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Personal information

I am:

d, male, heterosexual

From:

Franklin Lakes, Earth

Seeking:

Female, heterosexual

Relationship:

Open

What I look like

Ethnicity:

White

Body type:

Large

Hair length:

Medium

Hair color:

Black

Eye color:

Hazel

Height:

168 cm (5 ft 6 in)

About me

as most of you know I dont have much luck with the ladies. My ex wife told me my penis is very ugly and that is why she does not have sex with me. Turns out she was right. Once a girl sees my size out the door they go. Ive turned to dating older men for my sexual needs. I only date guys 70 years old or older. I like to suck and swallow and afterwards I masturbate. Right now Im seeing a 75 year old guy that is married. He is 5"7 240 pounds and so sexy. Big cock and balls. Once in a while if I get lucky and meet other older men I am happy to get them off but it is few and far between. Older men are the best

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johanlund1969 2 years ago

Nice cock

Funguy54 2 years ago

Not quite 70 yet, but I'd suck your dick anytime.

MissLesley 2 years ago

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elyjah69 2 years ago

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kink2kink 2 years ago

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sig365 3 years ago

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Pat2610 3 years ago

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ttown661 3 years ago

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Whitegirlfriend4BBC 3 years ago

We have the same short comings and accept our inadequacy

Adakcal 3 years ago

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jblvdgr 3 years ago

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wildbillcody_1 4 years ago

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sir_joe_1 4 years ago

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Adakcal 4 years ago

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dutchebonygirl 5 years ago

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tapmor 8 years ago

she sounds like my kind of girl...

Kreidlerboy 9 years ago

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magrinho3 9 years ago

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lilja808 10 years ago

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machamster63 11 years ago

Great profile and pics.

Halzy 11 years ago

thanks for the add. My wife, and several of my ex GF's are into hung black men as well.

Thailanderandy 11 years ago

maybe the problem is that you want to show your penis to another man. this will give a good insight to your personality and character.
maybe your penis is not the problem with your women. maybe it is because you want men to look at your penis.
maybe ... i don't know. but maybe it is your personality why women dont want you.

for me i know that if a man wants me to look at a penis, be it his or whoevers, then that man is the most boring undesirable idiot i could want to meet ...

just being honest

you say on my work that "i am the man"

well "the man" has spoken