( OMG wow ) 70 year old neighbour..
( OMG wow ) just had the best day ever i moved to a new area a couple of months ago and i have just been out walking my dog which i do everyday and we tend to walk around the same block every morning as i work nights so i take him on a quick walk before i go to sleep. we go past the front of houses and back streets and while we are out we see a a few people now and then and there is one woman who is around 70 ish bit chubby ( thats how i like them ) but very nice looking. you can tell she was a stunner in her day anyway i usually say hi as i walk past and she smiles and says hello back. i have… Read more
Words of Advice:
The less you associate with some people, the more your life will improve. Any time you tolerate mediocrity in others, it increases your mediocrity. An important attribute in successful people is their impatience with negative thinking and negative acting people. As you grow, your associates will change. Some of your friends will not want you to go on. They will want you to stay where they are. Friends that don't help you climb will want you to crawl. Your friends will stretch your vision or choke your dreams. Those that don't increase you will eventually decrease you. Consider thi… Read more
Lauryn looks after herself
Slipping into the shower following a long day, Lauryn stretches her neck. It has been a day of sitting behind a computer, a day of dealing with people, and a day of great sexual twinges. It’s been a while for Lauryn, so it had urprised her when, during a phone call to a female client, she felt herself getting Moist between her legs. The smooth sultry womans voice had slipped through her mind like warmed honey. Now, with the warm water hitting her chest, she picks up the bar of jasmine-scented soap and, rubbing it between her hands,creates a lather. Thinking about her day, Lauryn slides h… Read more
Sex Jokes
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree? Hold onto your nuts,this is no ordinary blowjob Sex is like misdemeanour the more I miss da meaner I get Why do women have sex with the lights off? They don't like seeing their man having a good time How do you make your girlfriend scream during sex Call her and tell her Two potatoes are standing on the corner,which is the prostitute? The one that says'IDAHO" A brunette told her blonde friend ' I slept with a Brazilian' The blonde replied 'OH MY GOD,YOU SLUT,how many is a Brazilian?' Why does Dr Pepper come(cum) in a bottl… Read more
TANG and the GLORYHOLE INCIDENT
Slave Helen goes horse riding.
It’s a beautiful summer’s morning, I am driving north into the Yorkshire Dales and on a day like today there is no better place to be with all the breathtaking scenery. Sat beside me is Helen not quite sure where we are going or what is going to happen. All she does know is that she received a message from me last weekend to keep this weekend free because we would be embarking on our latest adventure. I have had to borrow a friend’s estate car to carry all the equipment we are going to need and the boxes in the back keep attracting my Slave’s attention but she dare not ask what is inside them.… Read more