About

Being an old hippie at heart, if life has taught me anything, it's tolerance of things I don't immediately understand. Life's too short to drink bad wine. It's also too short to get upset over stuff which doesn't really matter. So lighten up, it's good for the soul.

Morality's a state of mind. If what turns you on doesn't adversely affect anyone else, just go ahead and embrace it.

Beauty is uplifting. To all those ladies who make my heart quicken at the very sight of you, I thank you from the bottom of my soul.

Beauty is also in the eye of the beholder. To those who help us ease our way through life with a smile or a kind word, I hope fate treats you as well as you deserve.

Guys - yes, I'm sure your cocks are all very nice, but I really don't want to see them thanks. Or any unsolicited links, photos or videos, come to that. I'm happy to answer genuine questions, but I don't come in here to talk to men, especially about sex. If what turns me on is that important to you, just cast an eye over my uploads and favourites, and take a wild guess. If you do have a question for me, guys, put it in a comment; unfortunately, because you can't respect my wishes I've had to block receiving mail from you.

Girls, on the other hand, I'm more than happy to chat with. Well, to do most things with, really: from personal messages to personal massages, set your imaginations free. As they say, there's many a good tune played on an old fiddle, and who doesn't like a good old fiddle?

Now, I'll make this simple for those who can't be bothered to read people's profiles: NO BLANK OR COCK AVATARS AND NO EMPTY PROFILES, I'll reject you instantly. If you want to be friends, fine; just have something pleasant for us to look at, please. And if I don't accept you, it's nothing personal; this is a porn site after all, and not Facebook. Similarly, if you want your comments to survive, then don't leave inane and/or misogynistic ones. Serial offenders will be reported to their mothers.

Remember, pleasure is free. Or it can be, providing you don't use too many accessories. So just get out there and spread the good word.

And last, but certainly not least, if all else fails, try chocolate and a candlelit bath.